Complete List of Plays
ADVANCED CHEMISTRY a pair of one-act comedies (2 w., 1 m.)
AFTERGLOW a short play (part of COUPLES) (1 w., 1 m.)
AFTER BREAKFAST, a short play (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (1 w.)
AFTERNOON SUN a short play (part of COUPLES) (1 w., 1 m.)
ALL THAT HE CAN BE a short play (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (3 m.)
THE AMAZIIING COLOSSAL THING, a one-act comedy (part of PLAYING DOCTOR) (3 m., 2 – 4 w.)
AN I FOR AN I (from SINFULLY RICH) (2 m., 2 w., 1 either)
AT THE ORGY a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
BERLIN PROMOTION a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (3 m., 1 w.)
THE BIG ASK a cycle of poems (variable cast size)
BIG BOYS a comedy in two acts (2 m.)
BIRTHIN’ BABY, a one-act comedy (part of PLAYING DOCTOR) (1 – 3 m., 2 – 3 w.)
BLESSINGS FROM THE PANDEMIC a cycle of poems (variable cast size)
BRAZILIAN WAX ELOQUENT a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (1 m., 1 w.)
BRIDE AND GLOOM a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS and NOTHING SERIOUS) (1 m., 1 w.)
BULGARIAN RHAPSODY a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (4 m., 3 w.)
CAN THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED? a short comedy (part of OY! and NOTHING SERIOUS) (2 w., 1 m., 1 either)
CHATTING WITH THE TEA PARTY a documentary-style play (3 or more m., 1 or more w.)
CLASS DISMISSED a short play (part of COUPLES) (2 m.)
CLOSE CALL a short comedy (part of OY!) (3 m., 1 w.)
COME LIGHT THE MENORAH a short comedy (part of OY!) (2 w.)
COUPLES a collection of eight short two-character plays
THE CRASS MENAGERIE, OR WHY AMNESIACS SHOULDN’T WRITE MEMORY PLAYS a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (2 w., 2 m.)
CRIPPERELLA a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (3 or more m., 2 or more w.)
DAYS OF POSSIBILITIES a documentary-style play about 1960’s college life & student activism
DEFENDERS OF THE TENDER GENDER BENDER a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (1 m, 1 w, 1 not easily defined)
DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY a comedy in two acts (4 m., 2 w.)
DUTCH TREAT a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (2 m., 2 w.)
ENGAGEMENT RULES, a comedy in two acts (2 m., 2 w.)
ESTHER IN THE SPOTLIGHT, a musical comedy (3 m., 2 w., plus 4 chorus)
EVE AND ADAM: THE UNTOLD STORY a short comedy (part of OY! and NOTHING SERIOUS) (2 w., 1 m., 1 either)
FEMALE PERSUASION, a collection of nine short plays (6 – 31 w.)
FIND ME A PRIMITIVE MAN a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
FIT FOR LOVE, a one-act comedy (part of PLAYING DOCTOR) (1 m., 1 w., 1 either)
FLIPPER’S COMEBACK a short comedy (part of POOL PARTY) (1 m., 1 w.)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS a collection of seven short comedies (4 m., 3 w.)
FOUR EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE ANGELS FLOATING AROUND FANTASIZING ABOUT THE LATE RICH ORLOFF (from SINFULLY RICH) (4 w.)
FOUR EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN IN FOUR EXTREMELY EXOTIC LOCATIONS HAVING FOUR EXTREMELY EROTIC FANTASIES ABOUT EXTREMELY RICH ORLOFF (from SINFULLY RICH) (4 w.)
FOUR EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SITTING AROUND FANTASIZING ABOUT RICH ORLOFF (part of SINFULLY RICH) (4 w.)
FOUR EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SITTING AROUND FANTASIZING ABOUT (YOUR NAME HERE) (from SINFULLY RICH) (4 w.)
FUNNY AS A CRUTCH a comic revue (3 or more m., 2 or more w.)
GETTING LUCKY a one-act comedy (part of ADVANCED CHEMISTRY) (2 w., 1 m.)
GOOD NEWS FROM ALBERT a short comedy (part of OY!) (1 m., 1 w.)
GRAM FOLDS THE LAUNDRY a short play (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (2 w.)
HA! a trio of one-act comedies (3 m., 2 w., 1 either)
HEART OF THE FIRE a short play (part of COUPLES) (1 w., 1 m.)
HEY, GOOD LOOKIN’ a short comedy (part of POOL PARTY) (2 m., 1 w., and a Greek chorus)
HOW TO SCORE, a one-act comedy (part of YOUR HEART’S DESIRE) (1 m., 1 w.)
I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD COOK a one-act comedy (part of INCREDIBLE SEX) (2 m.)
I MARRIED A POPE: THE PILOT EPISODE a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (2m., 2 w.)
I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU CAME INTO THE ROOM (part of SMALL WONDERS and from SINFULLY RICH) (2 m., 2 w.)
I WISH THE VOICES IN MY HEAT WOULD STOP YELLING LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (2 m., 1 w., 1 either)
INCREDIBLE SEX a trio of one-act comedies (3 m., 3 w.)
INVISIBLE WOMAN a short play (part of COUPLES) (1 w., 1 m.)
IS LUST KOSHER? a short comedy (part of OY!) (1 m., 1 w.)
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD a one-person show (performed by Rich)
JENNIFER’S BIRTH a heart-wrenching comedy (4 w., 2 m.)
JEST DESSERTS a comedy revue (between 4 and MANY)
JUDGMENT DAYS a pair of one-act plays on Jewish themes (minimum 2 m., 3 w.)
JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (2 m., 2 w.)
KURT WAS MY BUDDY a one-act play (part of JUDGMENT DAYS) (2 m., 1 w.)
LAST-MINUTE ADJUSTMENTS a short comedy (part of OY! and NOTHING SERIOUS) (5 either)
THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS and POOL PARTY) (1 m., 1 w.)
LET’S MISBEHAVE, a naughty new musical comedy (main: 4 w., 4 m., plus six or more supporting: 3+ w., 3+ m.)
LION TAMER a short play (part of COUPLES) (1w., 1 m.)
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION (or THE IMMEASURABLE DISTANCE BETWEEN HERE AND THERE) a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (1 m., 1 w.)
LOVE HAPPENS a romantic comedy in two acts (2 m., 2 w.)
MARS NEEDS WOMEN, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS ARNOLD SCHECTER a one-act comedy (part of INCREDIBLE SEX) (3 m., 3 w.)
MATTERHORN a short comedy (part of COUPLES and NOTHING SERIOUS) (1 w., 1 m.)
ME AND MY SHADOW, a short comedy (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (6 w.)
MEN OVERBOARD a full-length play (5 m., 1 w.)
MERCURY’S IN RETROGRADE, AND YOU SUCK (part of SMALL WONDERS and from SINFULLY RICH) (1 human, 2 Mercurians)
MOURNING GLORY a one-act comedy (part of ADVANCED CHEMISTRY) (2 w., 1 m.)
MURRAY, LEO AND SOL REWRITE THE CRIMINAL CODE a short comedy (part of OY!) (3 m.)
THE NAKED TRUTH a full-length comedy (3 m., 2 w.)
NELLIE a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (1 m., 1 w., plus puppets)
THE NEW LAND a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (3 m., 2 w.)
THE NEWS FROM ST. PETERSBURG a one-act comedy (part of HA!) (3 m., 1 w.)
NICE TIE a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS and NOTHING SERIOUS) (1 m., 1 w.)
NIGHTMARE WITH A SEXY SKIRT a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
NOTHING SERIOUS a collection of ten short comedies
OEDI a one-act comedy (part of HA!) (3 m., 1 w., 1 either off-stage)
OFF THE MAP a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS and NOTHING SERIOUS) (2 m., 1 w.)
OH HAPPY DAY a short comedy (part of COUPLES) (2 m.)
OH MY GOD, IT’S ANOTHER PLAY! a short comedy (part of NOTHING SERIOUS) (minimum 5 either)
ONE MAN’S SECRET DESIRE a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
OY! a comic revue (3 or more m., 2 or more w.)
OY a short comedy (part of OY!) (3 m.)
PLAYING DOCTOR, a trio of one-act comedies (3 or more m., 2 or more w.)
PLAYWRITING 101: THE ROOFTOP LESSON a short comedy (part of NOTHING SERIOUS) (3 either)
THE POND NOT TAKEN a short comedy (part of POOL PARTY) (1 m., 1 w., and a chorus of “frogs”)
POOL PARTY a collection of seven short comedies (minimum 3 m., 2 w.)
POOL SERVICE a short comedy (part of POOL PARTY) (2 m., 1 w.)
POSITION AVAILABLE a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (1 m., 1 w.)
POWER IS THE GREATEST APHRODISIAC OF THEM ALL a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
PRAGUE SUMMER a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (2 m., 1 w.)
PUBLIC PARTS, a one-act comedy (part of YOUR HEART’S DESIRE) (2 w.)
RADIO RIDICULOUS, a comedy in three acts (3 or more m., 2 or more w.)
RIGHT SENSATION a short comedy (part of COUPLES) (1 w., 1 m.)
ROMANTIC FOOLS a comic revue (1 m., 1 w.)
SMALL WONDERS a collection of ten short comedies
SHEDDING LIGHT a drama with humor (1 m., 1 w.)
THE SHEEP, or MUCH ADO ABOUT MUTTON a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
SOMEONE’S KNOCKING a comedy in two acts (2 w., 3 m., 1 either)
SORRY, YOU’VE GOT MY WRONG NUMBER, a one-act comedy (part of RADIO RIDICULOUS) (3 – 4 m., 2 – 6 w.)
SPAGHETTI OVERTURE a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
STEAMBOAT WILLIE: THE MUSICAL, a short musical comedy (2 m., 1 w., and a cow, a sheep, a duck, and two steamboat whistles)
THE STEPFORD GUY a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
STEVIE GOLDSTEIN FACES THE DAY OF ATONEMENT UNPREPARED a short comedy (part of OY!) (2 m., 1 w.)
A STRANGER HERE MYSELF (part of YOUR HEART’S DESIRE) (2 w., 2 m.)
THE STRONGEST, a short play (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (3 w.)
SWING SET, a one-act comedy (part of YOUR HEART’S DESIRE) (2 m., 2 w.)
A TALE OF TWO MISERABLES, a one-act comedy (part of RADIO RIDICULOUS) (3 or more m., 2 or more w., over 40 roles)
THAT BITCH, a short comedy (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (3 w.)
TOES a short comedy (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (2 m., 2 w.)
A TOUCHING STORY, a one-act comedy (part of YOUR HEART’S DESIRE) (2 m., 1 w.)
TOUGH COOKIE (part of SINFULLY RICH) (2 m., 1 w., 1 either)
THE TOTAL SPIRITUAL a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS and POOL PARTY) (3 either)
TOTALLY ACCESSIBLE a short play (part of FUNNY AS A CRUTCH) (1 m., 1 w.)
TRIUMPH IN ARGENTINA a short comedy (part of FOREIGN AFFAIRS) (2 m., 1 w.)
A TROLLEY NAMED TSURIS a short comedy (part of OY!) (2 w., 1 m.)
PARADISE LUST a full-length comedy (4 m., 1 w.)
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR TOTAL CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE a short comedy (part of POOL PARTY) (1 m., 1 w.)
THE UNFORGIVABLE SIN OF FORGIVENESS a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (1 m., 1 w.)
VEGETARIANS IN LUST a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
VERONICA’S POSITION a comedy in two acts (2 w., 4 m.)
VIETNAM 101: THE WAR ON CAMPUS a play in two acts (minimum 5 m., 4 w.)
VOWED AND WOWED, a short comedy (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (3 w.)
THE WACKO BROTHERS SHOW, a one-act comedy (part of RADIO RIDICULOUS) (3 – 11 m., 2 – 8 w.)
THE WEDDING PLANNER a short comedy (part of ROMANTIC FOOLS) (1 m., 1 w.)
WHAT I DIDN’T LEARN IN COLLEGE a comedy in two acts (5 m., 2 w.)
WHAT MAKES A MAN? a short comedy (part of OY!) (3 m., 2 w.)
WHAT THERAPISTS SAY BEHIND YOUR BACK (from SINFULLY RICH) (4 either)
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A CHRISTMAS TREE a short comedy (part of SMALL WONDERS) (Primarily a monologue for someone playing the child, but with other actors assisting in the theatricality of the piece.)
WHERE I CAME FROM a one-act play (part of JUDGMENT DAYS) (3 w., 1 m.)
THE WHOLE SHEBANG a one-act comedy (part of HA!) (1 m., 5 either)
WHY EMILY NEEDS THAT OUTFIT a short play (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (2 w.)
THE WOMAN WHO WANTED HER HUSBAND, a short comedy (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (2 w.)
A WOMB WITH A VIEW, a short comedy (part of FEMALE PERSUASION) (4 or 5 w.)
WOMEN IN HEAT a one-act comedy (part of INCREDIBLE SEX) (3 w., 1 m.)
WORD PLAY a short comedy (part of OY!) (5 either)
THE YIZKOR PROJECT a cycle of poems (variable cast size)
YOUR HEART’S DESIRE, a comedy in five sexual acts (2 m., 2 w.)